December 2011
imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
“Hi, Mom?”
“No, this is Tom Felton”
*DEAD*
OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
- Teacher: "Turn the lights off"
- Me: "CARRY ME HOME! NANANANANAnANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!"
fucking love my dad
Me: Do you want some help with that ironing?
Dad: I don’t think you’re any good at ironing, are you?
Me: Don’t think so
Dad: It’s alright. Besides, you’ve got a lifetime of ironing Oli Syke’s shirts ahead of you.
hardcore-shore answered your question: Most of you probably won’t know who this is…
that’d look sick, to bad disney kids are like, pure and stuff.
fuck disney I’ll give them all a makeover :D I have too much spare time so
- mom: why are you smiling at the computer

