“No, this is Tom Felton”
OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
- Teacher: "Turn the lights off"
- Me: "CARRY ME HOME! NANANANANAnANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!"
fucking love my dad
Me: Do you want some help with that ironing?
Dad: I don’t think you’re any good at ironing, are you?
Me: Don’t think so
Dad: It’s alright. Besides, you’ve got a lifetime of ironing Oli Syke’s shirts ahead of you.
- mom: why are you smiling at the computer