One day I'm going to put on a truck load of make up and straighten my hair. Then I'll put on a dress and some expensive heels and take a photo of myself from the lower half of my nose/down. And mylifebelikex.tumblr can stand next to be with a dangly belly button piercing in a bikini and don't forget your extensions! And we will stand with our hands by our sides in a neutral standing pose with lips subtly pursed/open and get a million reblogs because that's SO TUMBLR. Then I'll laugh at everyone that follows me "cuz you're gawwwjuss darling" because it was a mother fucking PISSTAKE! XD
You want visible hip bones? Take mine. I'm not skinny, I just have large, protruding hip bones. Oh. By the way. They come with large lower hipbones (no shit they're connected) So you will always look like you have massive thighs. No thanks? Thought so.
awks i didnt get it for like another five minutes i just got it now hahah. i waant to but my computers being gay and wont let me download it so the only song i have is i wanna make you wet and im pretty sure no one wants to listen to that sexy music. hahah i was singing/screaming with my amazing voice the day i left the womb this morning and my dad was like, have you changed to more hard metal i was like noo he was like pretty sure what you were just singing was metal asklsdjflksjd he has no idea hahahaha we should play him cryomancer DANDADAAN FOCK YEAH DANDANDAA I WANNAAA SEE YOU CRY BITCH OHHHHH
Hahaha I just laughed ath “i’m pretty sure noone wants to listen to that sexy music” put it on it’ll be crack up and whenever someones looks at your blog they’ll be like WHAT IS THIIS! hahaha omg yeah when I play BMTH my dad’s like your uncle used to listen to heavy metal I’m like actually it’s metalcore :L
FOCKYERRRRR I WANNA SEE YOU CRY BITCH orghhhhh lfa;weiauf;ioeawiulawe MONSTER
hahaah i knowww i look like such a loser but i dont know what songs to put on :oooooo fenks baby girl haha ive been stalking your blog for like half an hour i feel like such a pedophile. i knoowowowo im really pissed off i feel like doing tech! katieeee whats the answer to this- What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5? ive been trying to figure it out for like an hour but i still havent got it i feel like such a retard :(
Put on The day I left the womb <3
naw I’m honoured someone actually wanted to stalk my blog! :3 haha look at the punctuation… Okay I’ll just tell you
WHAT is 4 letters YET is 3, ALTHOUGH is 8 THEN is 4 RARELY is 6 and NEVER is 5 haha.
ohmyfuckingod. WHAT HAVE I DONE. I usually don't wear glasses but I wore them since my second exam today and I just took them off and everything looks kinda blurry alwiefua;iuwae and I'm hoping it's cause I've been on Tumblr for 2 hours instead of studying so the computer made my eyes blurry but omg what if I now cannot survive without glasses :O OMG!
OMGGEEEE okokok so my dad just called and he was like Guess who I met. and I was like OMG RONNIE?!?!?! and he's like no. His COUSIN!! AND I WAS LIKE :O:O:O:O:O where how why what did he say did you say i love ronnie!!!!! and he's like no he was driving my taxi. And his last name was Radke and I thought there wouldn't be many Radkes in Vegas. And he said yeah I'm his cousin. And then my dad asked him to drive him to Meadows Mall and if there was a Hot Topic there and he was like yeah why do you want to go to Hot Topic? And my dad's like my daughter likes Escape The Fate and wants me to get stuff there. And he's like oh yeah there's lot's of new upcoming bands in Vegas now. And then he was like and we just talked abit about Ronnie or something but he doesn't exactly remember what he said!! :( But yeah apparantly he didn't sound mad or angry or sad but not super enthusiastic.. just kinda bored. I bet he gets that alot about being Ronnie's cousin.